dylanquents:

I hate this website because its full of people i cant have

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Do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on

(Source: sadmale, via wearenothingbutghosts)

indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

(via b0nerfart)

magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you 

(via coachela)

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

(via followingfaeries)

actuallyadhd:

bofurbofureverywhere:

well thats another assignment in late, another assignment limited to a pass, another disciplinary and teachers threatening to not let me return to college next year because my ‘effort’ is so poor. I don’t know what to do, I have spent the last 2 days trying to do an assignment and all I have to show for it is 300 words and a headache! 

[gif shows a man lying face-down on a couch and hitting his head on a pillow repeatedly]

love-the-thunderstorm:

bestdayev-r:

piercethesirens-in-onedirection:

dancingontip-toes:

modelmis-behavior:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

Hahahahaha

I don’t care if this doesn’t go with my blog I’m not taking the chance

I barely got boobs as it is I’m not tryna lose em

the notes tho

THE NOTES

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via cheerforyourlives)

fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

(Source: tvspecial, via that-weird-kid)

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

(via queerkhameleon)

grymshaw:

i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok

(Source: jeremyfuckyourenner, via drained-youth)

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

(via queerkhameleon)

askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

(via theghostinside-out)