I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
well thats another assignment in late, another assignment limited to a pass, another disciplinary and teachers threatening to not let me return to college next year because my ‘effort’ is so poor. I don’t know what to do, I have spent the last 2 days trying to do an assignment and all I have to show for it is 300 words and a headache!
[gif shows a man lying face-down on a couch and hitting his head on a pillow repeatedly]
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
I don’t care if this doesn’t go with my blog I’m not taking the chance
I barely got boobs as it is I’m not tryna lose em
the notes tho
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident